- My hobby is collecting dust
- Pass the timbits!
- Waterbeds for quadrupeds
- I am not a chew toy
- Flossing with angel hair pasta
- Rack of Spam recipe
- Scratch golfer finds ball in poison oak
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
- l'll transfer your skills to the legumes
- Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.
- It turns out Harold's not a Jedi.
- My favorite color is Vanna White
- If I hop in the shower, am I turning into a rabbit?
Ok. that's enough. Now, you have a little taste of my sense of humor (or lack thereof). All I can say about this is .....whoever came up with these has either a) alot of time on there hands b) a very interesting and possibly stress free job or c) all of the above.
I won't be posting until Monday so, have a great weekend!